Cheerful Tortoise
Presiding over a busy intersection in what feels like the epicenter of Portland State's urban campus, it's plainly obvious the Cheerful Tortoise doesn't have t…
1939 SW 6th Ave.
Southwest Portland
503-224-3377
Southwest Portland
503-224-3377
309 SW Montgomery St.
Southwest Portland
503-220-1865
Southwest Portland
503-220-1865
Suki's Bar & Grill
Suki's represents the best of so many drinking worlds. Like the seediest juke joints in these United States, it's plopped under a low-rent, side-of-the-freeway…
2401 SW 4th Ave.
Southwest Portland
503-226-1181
Southwest Portland
503-226-1181
Veritable Quandary
I've actually never ventured beyond the bar at longtime Portland institution Veritable Quandary. I know there's a dining room back there somewhere, but the bar…
1220 SW First Ave.
Southwest Portland
503-227-7342
Southwest Portland
503-227-7342
Yamhill Pub
The Yamhill Pub is a glorious shit crater. It's a hole, a mess, a fucking dive. The walls and floors and sundry surfaces are more graffiti-ed than not, and the…
223 SW Yamhill St.
Southwest Portland
503-295-6613
Southwest Portland
503-295-6613
Paddy's Bar & Grill
The food is textbook Irish pub fare, and the classic cocktails such as the Manhattan and old-fashioned are the Platonic ideals. Paddy's suggests that you are e…
65 SW Yamhill
Southwest Portland
503-224-5626
Southwest Portland
503-224-5626
Virginia Cafe
A steady, reliable stalwart that's been around for almost a century, the well-loved, well-trafficked VC is within easy walking distance of the Schnitz, the Kel…
820 SW 10th Ave.
Southwest Portland
503-227-0033
Southwest Portland
503-227-0033
MoMo Bar Maximo
You don't see maroon a lot these days, probably because it's all in MoMo. Crammed with everyone from downtown working stiffs to nervous first dates to earnest …
725 SW 10th Ave.
Southwest Portland
503-478-9600
Southwest Portland
503-478-9600
Daily Grill
Next to the Westin hotel—you know, that place where you see fucking Maseratis parked—is the Daily Grill, the Portland installment of the hotel restaurant chain…
750 SW Alder St.
Southwest Portland
503-294-7001
Southwest Portland
503-294-7001
Kelly's Olympian
If someone were to make a Broadway musical about the Open Road and America, that Broadway musical would look a lot like Kelly's Olympian. The neon, the road si…
426 SW Washington
Downtown Portland
503-228-3669
Downtown Portland
503-228-3669
Portland Burger
Mon - Thurs 11 am-10 pm, Fri & Sat 11 am-midnight, Sun 11 am-8 pm
304 SW 2nd
Southwest Portland
(971) 242-8725
Southwest Portland
(971) 242-8725
