As is its horrible holiday tradition, Re-run Theater hosts a big-screen showing of the Star Wars Holiday Special, which you’ve heard is horrible, but you don’t truly know how horrible it is until you’ve sat through it, from Bea Arthur’s solemn musical number (“Just one more rhyme, friend/Yes, it’s a crime, friend/But you know time, friend/Time can fly”) to the scene where Chewbacca’s dad, who is named Itchy, masturbates to a hologram of Diahann Carroll. The ostensible reason for all of this is a celebration of the Wookiee holiday “Life Day,” which was recently mentioned on The Mandalorian, so... I guess this is all canon now?