Jem and the Holograms, the cartoon, is amazing. Outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. I totally get why Hollywood would want to turn it into a movie! Now that I've got you all excited, please reduce your expectations by about 95 percent. All of the best stuff from the show has been removed or altered beyond recognition. I had half a mind to march over to one of the many groups of middle-school-age girls in Jem tank tops and pink glitter on their eyes who were squealing and really enjoying themselves and tell them what goddamn idiots they were being for eating this nonsense up. by Elinor Jones