How in the world did Ang Lee wind up here, carrying James Cameron’s filthy water while pursuing 3D HFR (and DOA) exercises in techy bullshit instead of just, you know… making good movies? I bet it was Hulk. I bet that’s what broke him. Once upon a time this guy made things like The Ice Storm and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and now? Now he’s directing TV-movie knockoffs of Jason Bourne starring Will Smith and a slippery-mouthed crybaby computer de-aged Will Smith who doesn’t even look that different because Will Smith doesn’t fucking age. If you’d have told me 10 years ago I’d be more excited for Bad Boys 3 than a new Ang Lee movie, I’d have told you to pound sand. Joke’s on me.