Your monthly opportunity to literally check off a bingo card full of B-movie clichés! This month’s entry is 1991’s The Killing Zone, about the leader of a Mexican drug cartel who goes on a one-man warpath of glistening, shirt-free vengeance after his brother is murdered in his prison cell. Only one man can stop him: Malibu from American Gladiators, and Malibu’s uncle, who is named Sam. And if you’re like, “But that’s two people,” then I’m gonna tell you that sort of nitpicky attitude is not gonna fly at B-Movie Bingo, sport, so just shut up and enjoy your suppurating beefcake. BOBBY ROBERTS