After the Wedding
A gender-flipped American remake of Susanne Bier's 2006 overwrought melodrama, trading up from Mads Mikkelsen and Rolf Lassgård to Michelle Williams and Julianne Moore. Oh, and Billy Crudup, too. He somehow manages to wind up in all these movies, doesn't he. Hey, remember when he was Dr. Manhattan in Zack Snyder's Watchmen, and all anyone could talk about was his digital penis? Jesus, Zack Snyder made a Watchmen movie once. We deserve this dystopia.
